Notary with the bank should have been here at my house four hours ago so I could sign the closing papers on my refi ( Read more... )

Today at work:

Boss (calling out from his office): Hey, Rebecca?
Me: Yes?
Boss: How many times have you seen The AvengersMe: I don't want to tell you, because you'll just make fun of me ( Read more... )

Wow. Here's something I never thought I'd say: Go you, Bill O'Reilly ( Read more... )

Last night my neighbor across the street and the neighbor next door rang my doorbell. Together ( Read more... )